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Here are some Valentine’s Day pickup lines.

Use at your own risk 🙂

I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

You know what you would really look beautiful in this Valentine’s Day? My arms.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I hope you know CPR — because you just took my breath away.

I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

Are you an electrician? Because you light up my day.

Call the doctor because you have me lovesick.

No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention.

All the good pickup lines are taken, but I’m not.